Chris Paul jokes about R. Kelly’s piss-poor mansion, D.L. Hughley’s very poor dancing, Tweet’s poorly thought out lawsuit against Twitter and the poor men who get caught by zippers.
This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
R. Kelly’s foreclosed home finally sold for $950,000 even though the bank says R. Kelly owed $2.9 million on it. So why did the mansion sell so cheap? It must’ve been in piss poor condition.
Singer Tweet is suing Twitter. Tweet claims that Twitter stole her name and now she wants to be paid. Hmm, I better call my uncle Facebook and tell him to call his lawyer.
Two days after the season premiere of Dancing With the Stars and comedian DL Huhgley is still getting killed for his performance. People thought DL was having seizures like Lil Wayne. Really? The last time we saw anyone move like DL, Jerry Lewis was standing next to them asking for money.
According to a new study the number one cause of penile injury in America is the zipper. Zipper accidents account for 21% of all hospital visits regarding a man’s manhood. By the way the number two cause of injury to man is a sexual accident known as the bendies.
I’m Chris Paul and this was the Morning Minute.