This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Oh no, more comedy drama for Tracy Morgan. Women’s rights groups in Australia are protesting Tracy Morgan’s comedy by going to his show and then standing up and walking out during his set. But Tracy Morgan gets to keep the ticket money. Uh yeah, ladies, that’ll teach him a lesson.
In Michigan a six year old boy was busted by the cops after he stole the family car at 6 in the morning and drove it three miles just to buy some Chinese food. Now I’m not as concerned about the six year old driving as I am about the marijuana he’s obviously smoking. Only weed will make you go looking for Chinese food at 6 a.m.
Beyoncé kicked off her Mrs. Carter tour, and her breasts look so big on stage everyone’s saying she had a boob job. But let’s not forget that Beyoncé had a baby last year. And most likely she’s still lactating. All the nursing mommies, all the nursing mommies, all the nursing mommies, all the nursing mommies, all the nursing mommies, pull your breasts out and if your baby gets hungry get some milk from it. And if your baby gets hungry get some milk from it, and with the other one let your husband kiss on it.