Tito Jackson is in trouble, Kris Humphries is a free man and Al Michaels is a drunk?
This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
The nasty divorce battle between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries is finally over. And after all those demands that FrankenHumphries made. You know what he walks away with? Nothing. He gets no money from Kim even though he demanded $7 mil. Man, it’s too bad that Kris never got the draws from Kim because she damn sure screwed him.
Tito Jackson was a no show at the Tito Jackson talent search, even though he was paid $3500 to be there. And the event was for kids. So now Tito Jackson is accused of blowing off 200 children. Hmm, his brother Mike was only accused of two.
Sports broadcaster, Al Michaels, was busted for drunk driving. The legendary voice of Monday night and Sunday night football caught a DUI charge in California. And the police knew how Michaels was drunk because he stepped out of the car talking about are you ready for some alcohol. A DUI Party! Call my man, Kevin Hart, let’s get this party started. I won’t do time because I’m rich and I’m white, my name is Al-Cholic tonight.