This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Michael Jordan got married over the weekend to hot Cuban model Yvette Prieto. MJ is 50 and Yvette and is only 34. So it either marry her or adopt her. But the wedding was star studded. Tiger Woods and Scottie Pippen were there and Spike Lee was there standing on top of the wedding cake.
Tyra Banks says that her biological clock is ticking and she needs to have a baby right now. She should hook up with LeBron James and have a baby. With Tyra’s head and LeBron’s head that baby’s hairline would start right above the butt crack.
According to Jermaine Jackson’s baby mama he is flat out refusing to pay his child support. Jermaine was ordered to pay $3000 a month to his teenage sons Jaafar and Jermajesty. But now Jermaine is $30,000 behind and child services wants to put him and his crazy hair in jail. But Jermaine doesn’t want to go jail and he wishes that his baby mama and Jaafar and Jermajesty would just try to understand that “daddy’s broke. Daddy’s broke as hell.”