This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Saturday night was fight night in Las Vegas. Floyd Mayweather Jr. successfully defended his title against Robert Guerrero in a 12 round decision. And for those of you who were smart enough not to waste $70 on that boring piece of crap fight here’s a recap:
Floyd Jr. walked into the ring with Lil Wayne, and Wheezy had so many diamonds in his mouth it looks like his dentist went to Jared.
The under-card fights were a bunch of no name boxers. Couldn’t they find anybody who wanted to whoop Shane Mosley’s ass that night.
Pretty Boy Floyd wore a yellow snake print robe and matching leather yellow snake print trunks. People were like hold up, which one is the Mexican?
They had a translator in Robert Guerrero’s corner, but not in Floyd Jr’s. Who in the hell can understand what Floyd’s savior is saying.
Bernard Hopkins was at the fight and Bernard is going to get paid if they ever make a He Man movie because that negro is Skelator.
And I almost forgot, Kelly Rowland sang the National Anthem. So that means the big loser Saturday night were Robert Guerrero and Keyshia Cole.