This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Lil Wayne says that he doesn’t remember any of his seizures. He says all he knows is he goes to sleep and then wakes up in the hospital. Hey, that’s what Suge Knight and Manny Pacquiao said. Maybe Lil Wayne is not having seizures after all. Maybe a disgruntled bodyguard keeps sucker punching Weezie and knocking his lil’ ass out.
Black porn star Mr. Marcus was arrested for drunk driving after cops noticed his Hyundai Elantra swerving all over the road. The star of Fat Ass Booty #6 – great movie by the way – was given a sobriety test and he failed. Mr. Marcus says that he’s extremely embarrassed and he prays that his fans do not look at him differently now that they know he drives a Hyundai.
Wrigley’s chewing gum is being forced to pull its new caffeinated gum off from shelves because the FDA wants to investigate the harmful effects of caffeine. Personally I don’t see what the danger is. I’ve been chewing that caffeine gum and it hasn’t bothered me one bit. It tastes great, I feel great, I absolutely, positively love it, whenever I have a piece of caffeine gum I want more, I want more, like I really like it, I want more.