This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Oh, poor Miguel. The R&B singer says he didn’t sleep a wink after his crash landing at the Billboard Awards. And now he’s really not going to rest because the lawyer for the girl he head hurdled says she may have brain damage. And to make it worse producers of the show say they told Miguel at the rehearsal not to leap across the stage. But he did it anyway. How come dudes under five feet always insist on doing things their way. ♫ They told Miguel it was a dangerous job. But he said, watch this dwarf ignore you. ♫
Real Housewife, Kenya Moore, is getting evicted. Word is the stallion booty cutie fell behind in her rent. So now she’s getting put out. You know the one person who never cares about how big a woman’s butt is, is the landlord. Whether it’s thick or juicy, or flat and saggy, he’ll put your ass out.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are officially divorced. After 72 days of marriage and a year of legal drama these two love buzzards are free to fly. And there’s no love lost between them. Kris said he would never marry Kim and he knew she was so evil and manipulative. And Kim says she would’ve never married Kris Humphries if she had known he wasn’t Blake Griffin.
I’m Chris Paul, and this was The Morning Minute.