Comedian Chris Paul gives his hilarious take on the day’s hottest topics.
This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Farewell to the mayor of San Diego. Bob Filner has officially resigned amid allegations that he’s touched more asses than a stable boy. And many people are surprised that he resigned so peacefully. They just knew that Filner would go out kicking and squeezing.
Khloe Kardashian is finally feeling the stress of her real life drama. Khloe said that she is not made of steel, although she wishes she were. Meanwhile her husband Lamar wishes she was made of crack.
And yesterday 64 year old Diana Nyad made history by becoming the first person ever swim from Cuba to Florida without a shark cage. But I bet there are a couple thousand Cubans in Miami right now saying she’s the first? Yeah, right.